The Grant of Calabruzzi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bruno Carraschino with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 22.429 billion Bruzzis are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vilòrmosa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.1%.

The very strong Bruzzi economy, worth a remarkable 1,069 trillion livroes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 47,670 livroes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 145,622 per year while the poor average 12,095, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, Calabruzzi has designated Vilòrmosa as its capital city, Bruno Carraschino has just been declared ruler of Calabruzzi in an international press conference, and Roman Catholicism has been named as Calabruzzi's national religion. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Calabruzzi's national animal is the bear and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Calabruzzi is ranked 131,620^th in the world and 8^th in Grant for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.51 kickbacks per hour.