The United States of Caguas-PR- is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.587 billion Caguas-PR-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caguas-PR-ian economy, worth 509 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,098 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Caguas-PR-'s radio stations, and Leader's perky ego is the talk of the town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caguas-PR-'s national animal is the bald eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caguas-PR- is ranked 19,546^th in the world and 73^rd in Aerospace for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,230.83 on the Gilded Widget Scale.