The Grand Kingdom of Caenmont is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand King Aernhollen with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.298 billion Caenmontians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nathairhyde. The average income tax rate is 54.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caenmontian economy, worth 359 trillion Asilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 156,378 Asilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Grand King Aernhollen", private law firms are unheard of, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Caenmontian Moonshine", and flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Caenmont's national animal is the White Serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Serpentine Christianity.

Caenmont is ranked 264,740^th in the world and 4,912^th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -8.37 on the Clooney Contribution Index.