The Funky nation of CRIIIIME is a huge, safe nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 971 million CRIIIIMEians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 39.4%.

The powerhouse CRIIIIMEian economy, worth 75.5 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,752 baht, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The statue in the Miller Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, the internal market is thriving, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, and the CRIIIIME City Film Festival recently voted 'CRIIIIMEian Getting Hit By Football' as best film. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. CRIIIIME's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

CRIIIIME is ranked 207,857^th in the world and 146^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Largest Populations, with 971 million capita.