Population | 5.74 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Armed Republic of CR5 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, parental licensing program, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.74 billion CR5ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 87.1%.
The frighteningly efficient CR5ian economy, worth 920 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 160,441 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long, and postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CR5's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
CR5 is ranked 1,525th in the world and 38th in Two for Highest Poor Incomes, with 88,424.5 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : CR5 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Poor Incomes, Most Developed, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in CR5, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
- : Following new legislation in CR5, retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long.
- : CR5 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in CR5, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
- : Following new legislation in CR5, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
- : Following new legislation in CR5, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too.
- : Following new legislation in CR5, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
- : Following new legislation in CR5, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
- : Following new legislation in CR5, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.