The Free Land of CMYK is a massive, genial nation, ruled by the spooler with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.217 billion printers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canonpolis. The average income tax rate is 24.0%.

The strong printer economy, worth 110 trillion Minoan tala a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is 49,756 Minoan tala, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, and the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers. Crime is well under control. CMYK's national animal is the Little owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

CMYK is ranked 87,409^th in the world and 7^th in Minoa for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 307.91 on the Clooney Contribution Index.