The Directorship of CHOAM is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Maker population. The hard-working population of 4.267 billion CHOAMians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.8%.

The CHOAMian economy, worth 190 trillion Melange Units a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 44,754 Melange Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CHOAM's national animal is the Maker, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

CHOAM is ranked 91,671^st in the world and 2^nd in The Adventurers Guild for Most Primitive, scoring 10 on the Scary Big Number Scale.