The Republic of CAF91 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.66 billion CAF91ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 51.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving CAF91ian economy, worth 110 trillion flits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,623 flits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and the death penalty has been reintroduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CAF91's national animal is the flit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CAF91 is ranked 137,917^th in the world and 6,323^rd in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 4.64 kickbacks per hour.