The Republic of CAF67 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 1.594 billion CAF67ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.7%.

The powerhouse CAF67ian economy, worth 115 trillion flits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,204 flits, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, and the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CAF67's national animal is the flit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CAF67 is ranked 87,941^st in the world and 3,004^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,376.85 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.