The Republic of CAF54 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.787 billion CAF54ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 51.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong CAF54ian economy, worth 130 trillion flits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,929 flits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CAF54's national animal is the flit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CAF54 is ranked 68,795^th in the world and 3,129^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 95.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.