The Commonwealth of Byelomar is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bakhytzhan Sagintayev with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 2.949 billion Byelomaris are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guryev. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Byelomari economy, worth 101 trillion Tenges a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 34,363 Tenges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Bakhytzhan Sagintayev's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Byelomar's national animal is the Tulpar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Byelomar is ranked 128,164^th in the world and 23^rd in Modorra for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 839.91 on the Gilded Widget Scale.