The Colony of Burnsville33 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 9.43 billion Burnsville33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 15.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Burnsville33ian economy, worth 375 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,774 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Burnsville33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

Burnsville33 is ranked 247,422^nd in the world and 1^st in Burnsville for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring zero on the Gilded Widget Scale.