The Kingdom of Burgerbergs is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 8.416 billion Burgerbergsians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The thriving Burgerbergsian economy, worth 585 trillion Burgerss a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 69,534 Burgerss , but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 231,437 per year while the poor average 15,567, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Elections have been outlawed. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Burgerbergs's national animal is the The Beef Burger , which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Burgerbergs is ranked 259,980^th in the world and 95^th in matheo for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.75 on the Clooney Contribution Index.