The Protectorate of Bulo is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 6.051 billion Buloans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The very strong Buloan economy, worth 334 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 55,344 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 164,556 per year while the poor average 14,593, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is a problem. Bulo's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bulo is ranked 248,006^th in the world and 6^th in 00000 for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring zero on the Gilded Widget Scale.