The Allied States of Bronzehamut is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 202 million Bronzehamutians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The strong Bronzehamutian economy, worth 12.2 trillion Bronze Aureuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 60,375 Bronze Aureuses, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

People are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader, euthanasia is legal, gambling is outlawed, and Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested. Crime is moderate. Bronzehamut's national animal is the Bronze Dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Bronzehamut is ranked 247,373^rd in the world and 67^th in Palatine for Largest Populations, with 202 million capita.