The Republic of Breogania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ana Pontón with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.783 billion Breoganians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Breoganian economy, worth 604 trillion Areeiras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 126,281 Areeiras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and theoretical science is only theoretical. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Breogania's national animal is the Vaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Celtismo galaico.

Breogania is ranked 264,206^th in the world and 9,722^nd in Balder for Most Armed, with 0.17 weapons per person.