The State of Bremers is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.395 billion Bremersians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The strong Bremersian economy, worth 661 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 49,386 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 319,689 per year while the poor average 3,059, a ratio of 104 to 1.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bremers's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bremers is ranked 229,456^th in the world and 534^th in Ancient Lands for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 226.36 on the Gilded Widget Scale.