The Federation of Brazil-Angola is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gervasio Guerreiro with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.888 billion Brazil-Angolans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rio de Janeiro. The average income tax rate is 52.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Brazil-Angolan economy, worth a remarkable 2,038 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 146,782 Reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, animated characters are allowed to stab each other but not hold hands, and official government guidance encourages binge behaviors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brazil-Angola's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Brazil-Angola is ranked 262,536^th in the world and 4,856^th in the South Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.17 weapons per person.