The Republic of Brawl is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning hawk population. The cynical population of 3.779 billion Brawlians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Brawlian economy, worth 134 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,642 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brawl's national animal is the hawk.

Brawl is ranked 220,616^th in the world and 5,713^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 10.23 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.