The Cardboard Heaven of Boxiia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Entor Cablitz with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.891 billion Boxishes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ville Boxe. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Boxiian economy, worth 300 trillion Boxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,905 Boxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Entor Cablitz can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and Entor Cablitz's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boxiia's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Boxiiic.

Boxiia is ranked 131,522^nd in the world and 293^rd in Refugia for Safest, scoring 67.77 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.