The Sultanate of Bosphurus is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 272 million Bosphurusians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.9%.

The strong Bosphurusian economy, worth 16.5 trillion Bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 60,835 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, the Bosphurusian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Bosphurus. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bosphurus's national animal is the Megladon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bosphurus is ranked 222,426^th in the world and 8,528^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 25.32 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.