The Guardians of Borm is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Borm with an iron fist, and renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 24.876 billion Bormians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Borma. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The strong Bormian economy, worth 947 trillion Borms a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. Average income is 38,070 Borms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Borm's new capital, and King Borm has just been declared ruler of Borm in an international press conference. Crime is moderate. Borm's national animal is the horse and its national religion is Bormism.

Borm is ranked 214,966^th in the world and 5^th in Paradise for Safest, scoring 29.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.