The United Kingdom of Booooooooooooooooooooooo is a massive, genial nation, notable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.78 billion Boooooooooooooooooooooooans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 47.9%.

The all-consuming Boooooooooooooooooooooooan economy, worth 318 trillion e-mails a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 114,478 e-mails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Baiting is a national sport, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Booooooooooooooooooooooo's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Booooooooooooooooooooooo is ranked 22,005^th in the world and 1,208^th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 89 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.