The Most Serene Republic of Bonhonagahoogs is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.051 billion Bonhonagahoogsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 37.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Bonhonagahoogsian economy, worth 40.9 trillion tiddies a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,925 tiddies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Leader is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bonhonagahoogs's national animal is the Tit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bonhonagahoogs is ranked 173,987^th in the world and 7,965^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 379.19 on the Gilded Widget Scale.