The Gardener of Bomarea is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Groundskeeper Viola with an iron fist, and remarkable for its burgeoning llama population. The hard-working, cynical population of 6.095 billion Bomareans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Botanica. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The very strong Bomarean economy, worth 353 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 58,004 florins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 163,733 per year while the poor average 16,449, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Bomarea has designated Botanica as its capital city, Alstroemerianism has been named as Bomarea's national religion, and Groundskeeper Viola has just been declared ruler of Bomarea in an international press conference. Crime is a problem. Bomarea's national animal is the llama, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Alstroemerianism.

Bomarea is ranked 140,668^th in the world and 1^st in Bomarea for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.