The Kingdom of Bogdia-Darvadil is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Joseph Godwin with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.147 billion Bogdia-Darvadilans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osten. The average income tax rate is 22.8%.

The strong Bogdia-Darvadilan economy, worth 527 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 73,858 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Joseph Godwin's wardrobe, women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husbands' slippers, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bogdia-Darvadil's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Marianism.

Bogdia-Darvadil is ranked 223,813^th in the world and 20^th in Vitorus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.