The Beautiful Kingdom of Bobbistia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Michael I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 27.042 billion Bobbistians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leiden. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Bobbistian economy, worth a remarkable 4,030 trillion Toxandrische guldens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 149,041 Toxandrische guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, the army consists of only generals and grunts, and producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bobbistia's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bobbistia is ranked 270,816^th in the world and 10,025^th in Lazarus for Most Armed, with 0.16 weapons per person.