The Commonwealth of Birdseye is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 2.194 billion Wingers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 23.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Wingean economy, worth 98.9 trillion Talons a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,087 Talons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and Birdseye has designated Birdseye City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Birdseye's national animal is the Atlantic Puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Birdseye is ranked 68,382^nd in the world and 259^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 95.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.