The Theocracy of Bigbrainmoment is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 443 million Bigbrainmomentians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.8%.

The strong Bigbrainmomentian economy, worth 27.9 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,982 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans, the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in Osiris, and the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bigbrainmoment's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bigbrainmoment is ranked 155,897^th in the world and 6,381^st in Osiris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 91.9 on the Clooney Contribution Index.