The Republic of Benzy is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 5.71 billion Benzyians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Benzyian economy, worth 351 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,567 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Benzy's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Benzy is ranked 122,062^nd in the world and 10^th in New Ardenia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 7.19 kickbacks per hour.