The Matriarchy of Belchivixiland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.54 billion Belchivixilandoses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 74.7%.

The sizeable but sluggish Belchivixilandos economy, worth 44.8 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Soda Sales. Average income is 29,104 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Belchivixiland, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, hotels often double as quarantine zones, and immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Belchivixiland's national animal is the Roc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Belchivixiland is ranked 259,653^rd in the world and 9,571^st in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.92 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.