The Holy Empire of Belarusua is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Unitar Alkash with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed population of 2.011 billion Belarusuans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oculus Underground Citadel. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Belarusuan economy, worth 265 trillion Tegrobisons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,995 Tegrobisons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Unitar Alkash tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", foreign football clubs wave the Belarusuan flag before every game, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, and sports club owners are having a moneyball. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Belarusua's national animal is the Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Belarusua is ranked 174,230^th in the world and 7,070^th in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 2.01 billion capita.