The Republic of Beeropolia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 358 million Beeropolians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Beeropolian economy, worth 5.20 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 14,524 Euros , and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, and citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beeropolia's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Beeropolia is ranked 257,376^th in the world and 9,411^th in Lazarus for Most Armed, with 0.18 weapons per person.