The Republic of Beebergs is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 2.807 billion Beebergsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 14.0%.

The Beebergsian economy, worth 149 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 53,146 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low. Beebergs's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Beebergs is ranked 183,362^nd in the world and 7,160^th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.