The Fiefdom of BLOOPWI is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 457 million BLOOPWIians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The strong BLOOPWIian economy, worth 21.7 trillion sandies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 47,505 sandies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 306,177 per year while the poor average 2,977, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. BLOOPWI's national animal is the loopy, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

BLOOPWI is ranked 186,713^th in the world and 18^th in Bloopsjooj for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.