The Commonwealth of Aztlantica is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 420 million Aztlanticans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Aztlantican economy, worth 10.9 trillion dólars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 26,043 dólars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, the tenet of free speech is held dear, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aztlantica's national animal is the pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aztlantica is ranked 211,258^th in the world and 4,074^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 5.62 flags saluted per person per day.