The Federation of Avstrikland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Makakius with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.861 billion Avstriklandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkegrad. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Avstriklandian economy, worth 735 trillion Govnoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 190,478 Govnoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Makakius can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, and juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avstrikland's national animal is the Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Avstrikland is ranked 133,855^th in the world and 6,798^th in Lazarus for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.