The United States of Avaloan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Paul Ryan with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.018 billion Avaloanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Social Policy, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 9.3%.

The Avaloanian economy, worth 554 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 50,318 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, and the internet has been placed under government control. Crime is moderate. Avaloan's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Avaloan is ranked 148,307^th in the world and 7,083^rd in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 23,438.06 Standard Monetary Units.