The Mining Colony of Avachisona is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.724 billion Avachisonans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saar-Avachisona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The very strong Avachisonan economy, worth 141 trillion lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 52,035 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 171,727 per year while the poor average 11,797, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

The nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, and Avachisona has designated Saar-Avachisona as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Avachisona's national animal is the canary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Avachisona is ranked 261,140^th in the world and 9,482^nd in Balder for Safest, scoring 12.36 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.