The Colony of Auzwit is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Unidentified population. The hard-nosed population of 2.14 billion Auzwitians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 42.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Auzwitian economy, worth 66.0 trillion UDS a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,854 UDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, voting is voluntary, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auzwit's national animal is the Unidentified, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Auzwit is ranked 123,542^nd in the world and 6,260^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 914.11 on the Gilded Widget Scale.