The Kingdom of Auxlemania is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 257 million Auxlemanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 29.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Auxlemanian economy, worth 11.1 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,043 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auxlemania's national animal is the Auxleman Eagle.

Auxlemania is ranked 242,798^th in the world and 10,461^st in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 257 million capita.