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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,124thMost Secular: 7,185thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,825th
The United States of
Authoritarian Democracy
Athens, Georgia
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Athens-GA-

Population3.641 billion

Currencydollar
Animalbald eagle

The United States of Athens-GA- is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.641 billion Athens-GA-ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Athens-GA-ian economy, worth 530 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 145,810 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Athens-GA-'s national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Athens-GA- is ranked 17,251st in the world and 34th in Aerospace for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,693.35 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,124thMost Secular: 7,185thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,825thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,862ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,596thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,657thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,029thMost Patriotic: 16,102ndMost Developed: 16,278thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,572ndMost Subsidized Industry: 17,251stLowest Crime Rates: 17,480thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,704thHealthiest Citizens: 19,770thMost Efficient Economies: 20,054thLargest Black Market: 22,465thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,273rdMost Inclusive: 23,320thLargest Mining Sector: 23,401stHighest Average Incomes: 24,009thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,503rdSmartest Citizens: 25,578thLargest Governments: 27,248thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,346th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 27th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 34th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 54th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Athens-GA- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed and Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Athens-GA-, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
  • : Following new legislation in Athens-GA-, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
  • : Following new legislation in Athens-GA-, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Athens-GA-, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Athens-GA-, aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War'.
  • : Athens-GA- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Athens-GA-, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
  • : Following new legislation in Athens-GA-, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Athens-GA-, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.

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