The Republic of Atheisna is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.469 billion Atheisnans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Atheisnan economy, worth a remarkable 2,217 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 342,841 currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,374,340 per year while the poor average 17,397, a ratio of 136 to 1.

Legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster, and a major piece of minority legislation allows a majority of minority interests to majorly undermine majority politics. Crime is totally unknown. Atheisna's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Atheisna is ranked 7,689^th in the world and 46^th in Vickenian experiment incubator for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,569.2 on the Gilded Widget Scale.