The United States of AsutiAshuri is a huge, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 896 million AsutiAshurians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 29.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient AsutiAshurian economy, worth 39.5 trillion Asutins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,106 Asutins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AsutiAshuri's national animal is the Red Panda.
AsutiAshuri is ranked 124,629th in the world and 5,969th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,547.63 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in AsutiAshuri, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
- : Following new legislation in AsutiAshuri, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in AsutiAshuri, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : AsutiAshuri was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens and Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in AsutiAshuri, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
- : Following new legislation in AsutiAshuri, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
- : Following new legislation in AsutiAshuri, the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire.
- : Following new legislation in AsutiAshuri, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
- : Following new legislation in AsutiAshuri, Leader has just been declared ruler of AsutiAshuri in an international press conference.
- : Following new legislation in AsutiAshuri, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
