The Republic of Asiaville is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.561 billion Asiavilleans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El barto. The average income tax rate is 61.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Asiavillean economy, worth 525 trillion lulus a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,843 lulus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, and light entertainment isn't dead. Crime is totally unknown. Asiaville's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Asiaville is ranked 94,242^nd in the world and 4,944^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,165.67 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.