The United Socialist States of Arkdavia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Esteemed Leader Lutz with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 2.823 billion Arkdavians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arkdavian economy, worth 290 trillion Rubles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,949 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, nobody is allowed to mention what religion terrorists follow, Arkdavia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and the family of Esteemed Leader Lutz bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arkdavia's national animal is the Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Arkdavia is ranked 22,245^th in the world and 1,231^st in Balder for Safest, scoring 112.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.