The Federation of Argentorum is a huge, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 537 million Argentorumians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buenos Ayres. The average income tax rate is 27.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Argentorumian economy, worth 57.9 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 107,789 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, and the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses. Crime is totally unknown. Argentorum's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Argentorum is ranked 97,311^th in the world and 155^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.