The Based romerist empire of Araucarlia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by araucarlian leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.378 billion Araucarlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of curitiba. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Araucarlian economy, worth 201 trillion pilas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 84,942 pilas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign nationals are widely distrusted, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers, and orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Araucarlia's national animal is the cow and its national religion is roman catholicism.

Araucarlia is ranked 110,576^th in the world and 438^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 77.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.