The Kingdom of Araucania-Patagonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Antoine IV with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.261 billion Araucania-Patagonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perquenco. The average income tax rate is 44.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Araucania-Patagonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,092 trillion Araucania-Patagonian pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 132,278 Araucania-Patagonian pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Araucania-Patagonia's national animal is the Araucanian condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is undesignated.

Araucania-Patagonia is ranked 34,599^th in the world and 1,774^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 107.34 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.