The Cannanite Caliphate of Apepi is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Nebkhepeshre with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.878 billion Apepians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Education, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avaris. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.8%.

The very strong Apepian economy, worth 134 trillion Red Jaspers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 71,642 Red Jaspers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 427,458 per year while the poor average 5,480, a ratio of 78.0 to 1.

Corruption is a game of two halves, nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue, fishing crews are regularly interrogated by surprisingly violent environmentalists, and Shas that venture near secret military bases are shipped off to prison for espionage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Apepi's national animal is the Sha and its national religion is Setianism.

Apepi is ranked 91,944^th in the world and 4,854^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,230.84 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.